Seen Connery


At the school where my mom used to work, there was once a kid named Sean, but he insisted that his name was pronounced “Seen,” as in “I seen a deer” (which by the way is incredibly bad grammar and will get you a slap up the side of the head from my wife if you say it!).

When parent-teacher conference rolled around, Seen’s teacher commented to his parents, “Your son has an interesting name.”

The mother replied, “He’s named after my favorite actor:  Seen Connery.”