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I dreamed that I worked at on office where I had some degree of ownership in the company.  I suspected that my step-mother had a nefarious scheme to push me out and take it over.  I decided that after work I would sneak some friends into the building to help confirm my suspicions.

I returned to the office building after-hours with some friends in my car.  I parked next to a side entrance.  It was late, and raining lightly.

Once inside the building, we entered the elevator and I explained that I worked on the second floor as I selected it from an array of buttons that counted up to 5.

After a short ride, the elevator opened up to an active dining area where it seemed we could have ordered just about anything we wanted to eat.  I chatted briefly with one of the servers, then we quickly left to find my work area.

We found a couple of engineers still working in my office area.  There was a refridgerator with an on-top freezer.  One of the engineers opened the freezer, releasing a cool mist.  “We give it out in controlled portions,” said one of the engineers, indicating the bottle of hot sauce kept in the freezer.

Suddenly the friends I'd brought with me were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they were smothering their pizzas with the green hot sauce!  Then they quickly devoured their pizzas.

“Get out!  Get out!  Get out!” shouted one of the engineers.  But before he could finish speaking, the turtles were lying on the floor convulsing with the vibrations of their loud, long, unceasing flatulance which had been induced by the incredibly potent hot sauce.

That's about when I woke up.