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Last Father's Day at church, the children stood at the front of the chapel to sing Daddy's Homecoming.  My wife led the song, and when she returned to her seat she told me that one of the kids in the front center had very loudly sung the wrong lyrics.  The song's first and last lines are:

One of the boys had replaced, “A great big kiss!” with, “A great big fart!”

At first my wife was sure that it had been our C-Ko, but he denied that claim.