Satire sites like The Onion and The Babylon Bee are a lot of fun to read, especially when their sarcastic representations of current affairs are spot-on. (One of my favorite satire articles which seems to actually become more relevant with age is Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard from 2009!) I thought it would be fun to write some of my own satire articles, so here they are.
Each of these articles reside in the Satire section, with “satire” in the URL. Each article is preceeded by an introduction which explicitly points out that it's satire, then followed by another declaration of satire in the legal section.
I repeat: This is satire; it's jokes! It's not fake news, it's satire. If you fail to recognize that it's satire, you only have yourself to blame. If you feel the need to fact-check this satire, you should probably have a sense of humor surgically implanted.