That Strife (formally This Strife) had an area called “Web Comics Suck” where any fool could upload his own “sucky web comic.” Gothboy was a frequently recurring source for material. I've never been into goth, but sometimes Gothboy was amusing, and I thought I had a good idea here for him.
This was the web comic I submitted during my first semester of Japanese. People who haven't studied Asian languages probably won't get the joke.
If you want more Gothboy “classics,” NY00123 has archived them here. (Be warned that some may be less tasteful.)