One night in Remscheid, Germany, Elder Watson and I were walking up the street where there was an exercise studio. The studio had a low-resolution marquee hanging over the sidewalk, flashing its message one word at a time, in all-caps. The message was something like, “Jetzt ist die Zeit für Fitness!” I can't remember the exact phrase, but this one would translate to, “Now is the time for fitness!” When “DIE” was displayed alone in bold uppercase letters, we knew it was one of the many German words for “the,” but we both blurted out loud in English, “DIE!”